It’s Memorial Day weekend in t-minus 8 hours, so you can bet we’re excited to bust out some bathing suits (with a sweatshirt cause it’s not THAT hot), head to the shore, and soak in some rays as we greet the unofficial start of summer.

What are you doing this weekend? We’ll be sharing a post later with our top 5 list of Memorial Day activities for singles, but before we do that, a warning: BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, GUYS, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW.

You never know if there is a drunk driver on the road, so drive cautiously and be alert.

You never know if there’s a rattlesnake under a rock on your hike so watch where you step.

You never know if a rip tide is going to occur in the ocean, so always use ocean-safety tips.

You never know if your booty call has an untreated case of chlamydia, so use a condom.

Oh, and you never know if the snow-cone vendor at your baseball game has taken your snow-cone into a bathroom stall while he takes a shit so DON’T EAT THE FOOD AT BASEBALL GAMES.