When I woke up this morning, I was ready for the day. I was a little sleepy, but I thought you know, we barely have any time on this Earth. You never know when life could be yanked away from you. You can’t predict when a tornado is going to rip through your neighborhood and change your lie forever. So let’s EMBRACE the day and SPEND SOME TIME OUTSIDE and EAT DELICIOUS FOOD and JUST BE ALIVE!

And then I saw this video of pop star Ke$ha drinking her own pee, and I realized that I’m probably better off just staying in bed.