Porn Industry to Use Google Glass, Obviously
mmm. sexy.
The porn industry is nothing if not resourceful. They’re always ready to take advantage of new technology and culture to add to their tawdry world, even if it initially wasn’t sexy in the slightest.
So OBVIOUSLY, when Google announced the arrival of Google Glass, a headset that beams a small screen to your eye, while allowing you to surf the web and take photos and video without even using a smart phone, THEY JUMPED RIGHT IN. Although Google Glass is only available to a limited 2,000 people (and sells for a whopping $1,500), adult-film producers area already looking forward to using them to shoot some p-o-r-n.
Pink Visual, a porn company, says “obviously a device that allows you to shoot high-quality video in a truly hands-free fashion will make shooting point of view (POV) porn that much easier.”
So you know those scenes where you see just the junk of the two (or three) actors and it’s all shaky and it’s not even that enjoyable? Well hooray, WE’RE IN FOR MORE OF THAT!
Our tip? If you’re super into POV porn, just, you know, BECOME the point of view. Get yourself laid. Stop being so lazy.
Speaking of Fred Armisen – this is the best: