Dan Brown Wrote a Song About Phone Sex
I know what you’re thinking. “How and when can I have phone sex
with this sexy seductive piece of man meat?”
Dan Brown, who you probably know from his books The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons, apparently wrote a song about phone sex, back in the 90s, long before his books became worldwide sensations and lead to a movie starring Tom Hanks with the worst hair in the history of filmmaking.
A clip from the song, hilariously titled “976 Love,” is below for your listening pleasure. And by pleasure, I mean embarrassed-shamey-cringe-filled-awkward misery. Enjoy!
