Columbia Students Would Rather Give Up Sex Than Cheese
If this isn’t a convenient study for our week of fitness talk, I don’t know what is! According to a study cited in the Columbia University blog Bwog.com, a whopping 58% of students claimed they would rather give up oral sex than cheese!
The study was performed by pulling answers from a frequent column “Senior Wisdoms”, which asked 222 undergrads (54% men and 46% women) the quirky question “would you rather give up oral sex or cheese,” over the past four years. The findings were pretty evenly spread:
However, once the “unclear or avoided” answers were removed, the study found that 58% of the student body would rather never have oral sex again if it meant they could keep eating cheese.
Now, I admit – I love cheese as much IF NOT MORE than the next person. Goat cheese, brie, stilton, gorgonzola, EVEN A BLOCK OF CHEDDAR is worthy of a pretty strong addiction. However, I have a feeling that after a few weeks of nom-ing on cheese in victory, these folks would be pretty bummed that they decided to forgo oral sex forever. Imagine, being in bed with a sexy booty call – and they’re about to rock your world, when you have to stop them and say, “oh, sorry. Yeah, I swore off oral sex for unlimited mozzarella. You can go ahead and stop now.”
Clearly the problem here is that people are enjoying too many great cheeses and not nearly enough great o-r-a-l. They need Andy Dick to give them a hand (and a mouth).
What would YOU rather give up? Oral sex or cheese? Let us know in the comments!
