NO!

STOP!

STOP THROWING ROCKS AT ME!

I know, I KNOW, you are all shocked at disgusted that I would take a normally boob-alicious weekly post and sully it with the likes of a dude. But let’s be honest about three things here, everyone. 1) Some weeks, the ladies just don’t bring their A-game. 2) We’ve started to repeat winners, and that’s not okay. And of course 3) CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS A GOD, LITERALLY A GOD, IN THIS TRAILER FOR THE UPCOMING THOR SEQUEL.

So everyone put away your pitchforks and give me a second to show you why I would gift this prestigious award to someone who (to the best of my knowledge) does not have a vajayjay. Observe exhibit A: Chris Hemsworth rockin’ it as Norse God Thor in the trailer for Thor: The Dark World:

Sure, the movie doesn’t look great, and yeah, superhero movies are about as overdone as Nicki Minaj’s ass implants. But that doesn’t undo the fact that Chris Hemsworth is one of the SEXIEST men in Hollywood these days.

Ladies, if you need a bit more proof of that, observe Exhibit B:THIS photo of Mr. Thor with his wife and baby girl, and just TRY to keep your ovaries from exploding.

We probably won’t be shelling out movie theater prices to see your new movie, Chris, but as the older and sexier Hemsworth sibling, we applaud you for that Aussie accent, your brain-melting arms, and even that long and luxurious Viking hair. Congrats on being our very first gentleman Hump Day Hottie of the Week. KEEP IT UP.