The weather for the past two weekends in Indio, California (where Coachella fest is held) has been a steady mid to low 90s. Which in normal life is WAY TOO HOT, but at Coachella is kinda great, because a) it’s an escape from the frigid pre-spring temps in the rest of the country, and b) girls are wearing next to NOTHING the whole weekend. The festival is basically one long fashion show of nubile 18 year olds in bathing suits. NO ONE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT.

So for this week’s Hump Day Hottie, I thought I’d have a super easy time hunting down a sexy celeb in barely-there clothing wander the polo fields like a heaven-sent goddess of sex, but unfortunately, that was not the case. I forgot one of Coachella’s strangest traditions for female celebrities, which is to wear the most awkward, ill-fitting garments and accessories they can possibly find in their multi-million dollar closets.

I mean, look at Vanessa Hudgens. And Julianne Hough. And maybe the worst of them all, Tallulah Willis. WHY ARE YOU DRESSING LIKE THAT, YOU BEAUTIFUL WOMEN? WHY?!

Luckily, though, there was one sexy chickadee who actually dressed in a way that flattered her body, while still staying hip, classy, and cool in the desert air, and it’s (of course) Victoria’s Secret Angel, Alessandra Ambrosio.

Now that’s what I call a sexy festival outfit. Sure she’s rocking the high-waisted shorts, but at least they FIT her for god’s sake.

Alessandra, along with some of her fellow angels the day before, showed the rest of the ladies at Coachella that it IS possible to pick clothes that don’t make you look like a 85-year-old spinster who lives with her cats and spends her days complaining to the city about the mail not coming on time.

To our beautiful angel, Alessandra, we thank you, for being an example to future women what “Coachella chic” can really mean. You are a breath of fresh air in a dusty field of sweaty hippies, and our Hump Day Hottie of the week!

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