Good morning, everyone! How are we this morning? Anyone waking up after a weekend at Coachella, or about to go to sleep for the first time in three days after Coachella? Cool, see you on Wednesday after you sleep it off.

It’s Monday for the rest of us, though, so even if you DIDN’T spend the weekend dancing in the desert till 4 am, you’re probably still in need of a little kick-start this morning. Maybe an espresso instead of a coffee. Or perhaps a cold shower to get your heart pumping, or a morning run to get your endorphins up.

Or maybe you just need a video of stupid idiot teenagers doing stupid idiot things. YOU’RE IN LUCK, GOOD SIR, because apparently children on YouTube are now uploading videos of themselves taking “the condom challenge.” And NO, it’s not a pledge to always practice safe sex so as to lessen the chance of contracting an STD or an unplanned pregnancy, you boring old lame-o. It’s seeing if you can snort a condom up your nose and pull it out of your mouth without choking, like OMG, DUH. YOLO.

And this, my friends, is why are race might be extinct before the year 2030.