T’was a slow week on BCU, starting because I got SICK AS UN PERRO, and later because, well, the internet just sucks sometimes. However, we aren’t gonna hold back on you since I know you’re gonna need topics of conversation when you start chattin’ up that hottie at the bar this weekend, so he’s a roundup of all the crap you need to know.

BASKETBALL STUFF

NCAA basketball ended, so we took a look back at some of the best moments in the past 26 years.

On the “not so best” side, we have Warriors player Jarrett Jack and his attempt at a half-court shot yesterday.

SEX: The good, the bad, the ugly

Here are our tips for scoring a booty call at Coachella in the next two weekends.

Studies find that penis size matters – when it comes to women being turned on.

A Tennessee politician got caught jerking off on the freeway while driving 90 miles an hour. Save it for your bedroom, Romeo.

Celeb stuffs:

Our Hump Day Hottie was mother of two Jessica Alba, who looks INCREDIBLE.

LL Cool J and Brad Paisley came out with a song called “Accidental Racist”. It is… exactly like you’d expect.

And of course, the WTF

This weirdo Richard enjoys a hobby that is, um, “outside the bun.”

Move over, KFC – this woman gets turned on by Popeye’s chicken.

Japanese inventors never fail to impress us with how far they will go to out-weird themselves.

Have a great weekend, everyone! See you on Monday!