Festival season is in full swing – and if you’re heading to a weekend of music, sexy outfits, and intoxicating substances, you may be curious about a festival f***. How do you do it? Here are some tips:

1. Be friendly, social, and outgoing

There are 100,000+ people wandering festivals at any given moment. You have to make yourself KNOWN! Be friendly, say hi to everyone you meet, and exchange info. Even if you don’t end up hooking up with everyone you meet, you might as well make some connections at this massive gathering of like-minded folks! It’s a numbers game, guys – the more gorgeous singles you chat up, the more likely you are to GET SOME. It’s just math!

2. Be CLEAN and SAFE

Seriously, the dust, heat, sweat, and booze will be plentiful at any music festival. Shower every night if you’re staying at a hotel/Airbnb, and if you’re camping with no access to showers, bring baby wipes, deodorant, and mouthwash — No one wants to get down and dirty when you’re like, seriously dirty. And of course, PRACTICE SAFE SEX. You’re gonna come home from the weekend with no voice and possibly Covid, don’t add chlamydia to it.

3. Don’t get TOO f*cked up

It’s pretty common knowledge that a large majority of festival-goers will be intoxicated on some kind of substance, whether it’s alcohol, weed, or something, shall we say, stronger. However, wandering around in a rage like this dude is NOT cute. Keep your wits about you and you’re less likely to look a mess (and less likely to wake up in a tent you DON’T remember going to sleep in).

4. Spend time in the beer gardens

Even if you don’t feel like shelling out $16 for a can of Truly, hanging out in the shady comfort of the beer garden during the day is a great place to a) meet singles who you know are OVER THE AGE OF 21, and b) down to sit for a chat for a while. Unlike the rest of the festival grounds, where people are usually in a hurry to get to the next show or are surrounded by a crowd of sweaty hippies, the beer garden is more likely to be quieter and more relaxed.

5. Don’t be desperate

In the same way that we tell OnlineBootyCall.com members to have fun, we’re reminding you to relax, and don’t put all your efforts into getting laid. Music festivals are first and foremost is about enjoying music and hanging with friends. Finding a sexy booty call for the weekend is just a bonus. Plus, people look way more attractive when they aren’t hitting on everything that moves.

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