After learning yesterday about the Japanese “girlfriend coat,” and now this story about a Tennessee politician who exposed himself to women WHILE DRIVING 90 MILES AN HOUR ON THE FREEWAY, I have to wonder why these lonely, horny dudes aren’t just joining OBC.

They do realize that we have a dating website purely dedicated to finding them fun, sexy relationships that don’t need to turn into long-term romances or marriages, right? A site with LITERALLY TONS of women looking for a no-strings attached fling?

I mean, it’s kinda too late now, cause we definitely don’t want some sex predator or a guy with a hydraulic jacket trolling the pages of OBC, but listen, guys – if you’re bored, horny, lonely, stressed, sleepy, hyper, or basically ANY adjective, sometimes a great booty call can save you!

So instead of getting in your car and trying to convince MILFs to flash you on the freeway and then whipping your junk out when they don’t, just get yourself a profile on OBC and get your rocks off that way. It’s just a smarter idea.

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