Here’s one I don’t think they’ve had on 1000 Ways To Die – death by receiving a foot up ones ass… and not in the figurative sense. According to Gawker, two men in Russia got into a drunken argument over a woman and it ended in the worst way you could imagine – with one man LITERALLY SHOVING HIS BOOT UP THE OTHER ONE’S ASS.

Vladimir Krasnov, 28, is facing up to 15 years in jail for causing such terrible internal bleeding to his friend, Sergei, that he died later of his wounds. After being arrested, Vlad said, “All I can say [is] I really regret [it]. Nothing like this would happen if I were sober.”

We have to agree with him on that point. In no situation do I picture a sober human being taking the initiative to take off another guy’s clothing and proceed to cram a booted foot into a hole the size of a pencil tip. We also don’t imagine another sober individual sleeping through it. That musta been some STRONG vodka.