James Franco Turned Down Lindsay Lohan For a Booty Call
photo via US Magazine
As a famous, busty, once-beautiful actress, it’s probably pretty easy to get laid. Even if you’ve lost some of your sex appeal, there will always be someone willing to shut their eyes and give it to you, even if they’re just doing it for the chance of a free dinner or a snapshot on page 70 of US Weekly. However, when you’re Lindsay Lohan, and your mugshots are more popular than your naked photo spreads, the pool of willing gentleman seems to be greatly decreased.
Lilo’s been slummin’ with some pretty skeezy dudes recently, from the creator of crappy energy drink Mr. Pink to Charlie Sheen, but apparently only on a “professional level,” whatever the hell that means. As for Lindz’s love life, she’s now dating some unknown musician named Ari Snow. But months ago, she tried to proposition someone who WASN’T a D-list celeb or a rich nobody – James Franco.
According to Fox News, Franco went on the Howard Stern show and was asked about the incident:
“You turned down sex with Lindsay Lohan, didn’t you?” Stern questioned. “Back then when she was a lot hotter?”
“Oh, gosh. Poor Lindsay,” Franco replied. “I haven’t talked to her in a while…We were friends.”
The shock jock continued, “And you turned her down sexually?”
“I mean, I don’t want to brag about it,” Franco said. “I don’t know how that got out.”
“She was having issues even then, so you feel weird,” he continued. “Honestly, she was a friend. I’ve met a lot of people that are troubled and sometimes you don’t want to do that.”
He’s right. Mental health issues are definitely a good reason to say no to sex with someone, I believe the phrase is “don’t stick your dick in crazy,” but we have a few other ideas why he might have said “no thank you” to The Scarlet Muff:
Probably a good call, Franco. That’s why they pay you the big bucks for movies, and she’s selling her old crap to thrift stores.
