It’s tough to always live a healthy lifestyle, especially in a world where you’re constantly surrounded by commercials for deliciously gross fast food and liquor. It’s so important, though, to do your best to eat healthy and not drink too much and stay away from drugs and cigarettes, because they can seriously mess with your health and looks. Take, for example, when you spend most of your life getting screwed on camera and poppin’ OxyContin like candy.

Well hey there Jenna, looking totally great I see! I mean, when I think of the picture of health for a 38-year-old woman, I definitely think of having half your head shaved and coloring the rest blue and wearing a crazy-ass jumpsuit that makes your body look like some kind of cartoon smoke monster.

Let Jenna Jameson be a lesson, kids. Eat right, treat your body with respect, and you could look like this at age 38 instead of like a drugged-out serpent queen.