Hahahaha, oh Bret Michaels. This actually might be the funniest thing that’s happened all week, and it’s only Tuesday. According to BuzzFeed, Mr. Bret Michaels, AKA the lead singer of 80s band Poison, AKA star of the reality show Rock of Love, AKA winner of the best balding cover up idea of all time, can’t tell the difference between Eva Longoria and Kim Kardashian.

He apparently tweeted this birthday message to Eva this past Friday:

accompanied by this photo:

Obviously, that photo is NOT Eva Longoria, leading lady of the hit show Desperate Housewives, and is in fact Kim Kardashian, soul-sucking fame hound and the star of like, 14 reality shows. Bret apparently immediately deleted the tweet when he realized his mistake, but not before the world saw, and laughed, and laughed.

I have a couple questions for Bret that I really need answered:

1. Do all brunettes blend into one dark, unattractive blob for you?
2. Is your bandana on too tight, perhaps constricting your optic nerve?
3. How many STDs do you have? Be honest. Syphillis is known to cause blindness.
4. Do you have a celebrity birthday calendar?
5. How’s Poison doing these days?

And one for Eva:

OH MY GOD HOW MAD ARE YOU?

If you guys could send me your answers at OMGHAHAHA@excite.com I’d appreciate it. Have a great day.