Turns out, it’s not just criminals that are idiots, the cops are too!

According to Orlando Sentinel (of course this happened in Florida. OF COURSE), a Port St. Lucie police officer has been officially fired after his superiors learned he’d had a booty call, while on duty, with the wife of an inmate in the local jail.

Charles Green III reportedly spent the night OUTSIDE Diana Ollige’s home after a burglary, where they flirted and exchanged numbers. The next night, she texted him to come over so he headed to her house for a mid-shift booty call, which I assume he thought would stay discreet. Green is just another cop caught doing the dirty (remember this dude who got caught red-handedpenised?) on duty, but this one has an extra special twist: the guy was caught because her husband (who, you recall, IS IN JAIL) reported it to the warden. IT’S THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF CRIIIIIIME.

All I can think of is the woman thinking “I know what will REALLY PISS my scumbag husband off,” and then telling the cop to meet her back at her place in a few hours for some no-strings-attached nookie, and then TOTALLY REATTACHING THE STRINGS BY TELLING HER HUSBAND.

I know I should shocked at the unprofessional and unethical move of sleeping with an another man’s wife, but I can’t help but just think, man, that chick’s a BITCH.