We don’t ever really talk about hockey here on BCU, because we live in the southern half of the contiguous United States and therefore could not possibly give less of a shit about the sport. When we think hockey, we think of Emilio Estevez and the Flying-V and that’s about it.

However, on this Friday morning, we couldn’t help but acknowledge the frigid sports existence when this video of the most intense hockey fight ever showed up on our feed. It’s between “Francis Lessard and Sebastien Laferriere in Cornwall, Ontario” (yes, I copy and pasted that from the source. I don’t foresee any situation where I’ll need to remember those names) and it. Is. Crazy.

I mean, it’s all out WARFARE ON THE ICE! It’s LIFE OR DEATH. It’s like, HOW DID EITHER OF THEM COME OUT ALIVE?

Just kidding, it’s the world’s dullest hockey fight ever. I’ve seen worse outbursts during golf tournaments. At my local golf course. Where everyone is over the age of 75.

It appears as though EVEN THE HOCKEY PLAYERS THEMSELVES are coming to realize how lame their sport is. It’s okay, guys, you can come join us down here. We’ll be at the beach this weekend.