We’ve been trying to keep a positive outlook this year at BCU. “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all” and all that jazz. And that includes keeping fairly mum on the weird, gross, and annoying things celebrities do that can seriously infuriate us. Every once in a while, of course, something SO weird pops up that we just HAVE to COMMENT, but for the most part we figure hey – celebs be celebs. Just live and let live.

But today, we had to comment on the Hollywood duo who have been shocking the world with how, well, unfavorably they have been acting: Shia LeBeouf and Chris Brown. We want to know what you think: WHO IS WORSE?

Shia, to anyone who came of age in the 90s, will always be known as Louis Stevens of the Disney channel’s Even Stevens. It was a silly show and he was the silliest part of it, but he was likable enough. However, making his way into mainstream movies did not do Shia any favors. He did aiight in the first Transformers, then helped ruin a classic franchise in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and then started going full-douche after filming the second Transformers, where he claimed he slept with his co-star, Megan Fox. Since then, he’s appeared fully naked in a Sigur Ros video and gotten his ass beat in front of a club. Good stuff.

His most recent flub, though, might take the cake of awfulness. After a Broadway show starring Alec Baldwin and himself was cancelled due to the two leads having “creative differences,” Shia shared on Twitter his e-mail exchange with his ex-co-star. Turns out, though, that the entire essay was pulled from an old Esquire essay. Classy. Alec responded, saying basically, Shia has no idea what he’s talking about. So of course, instead of letting bygones be bygones, Shia published ANOTHER SET OF E-MAILS, wherein he responds to Alec’s statement that he’s “so f***ing tired” by saying “I’m a hustler. I don’t get tired. I’m 26, chief.”

UUUUUUGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Then of course, we have the delightful Mr. Chris Brown, who we planned on never sharing any news about ever again, until now. In the past, we’ve seen CB make some unfortunate Twitter decisions, blow up on Good Morning, America, sell pitbulls, and make self-indulgent videos about cheating. OH, and there was that little thing where he punched his girlfriend in the face.

You’d think that after all the bad press, after the anger management classes and community service hours, Chrissy poo would calm down a bit. BUT NOT HE, NO NO. According to reports, Chris has been on a rage-train for the past couple weeks – first threatening to beat up a valet driver for charging him the (standard) ten dollars, and now most recently proclaiming in concert that men should “tell that bitch you own her pussy.”

UUUUUUUUUGGUUUHHHHHHHHHH.

What is going on with these men in Hollywood, you guys? What’s getting mixed into their champagne every morning that’s putting them in such disagreeable moods? And the most important question, WHICH OF THESE GUYS IS WORSE???

Let us know in the comments! And then go hug a dude you like and say “thank you for not being the worst.”