UGH. WHAT HAPPENED? IT WAS FRIDAY AFTERNOON TWELVE SECONDS AGO? WHERE DID THE WEEKEND GO??!!

Anyway, how was your weekend? Good? Great? Awesome? I’m guessing awesome. I bet you met a fantastic, sexy lady or gentleman and spent the weekend rollin’ in the hay. Orrrr maybe you just laid on the couch watching reruns of The Sopranos in your pajamas with a half gallon of cookies and cream. Who knows. Either way, the work week is back WAY TOO QUICKLY. It’s like someone SLAPPED you awake, right?

Or like, they slapped you awake everyday for two weeks? “That would never happen,” you say? “False,” says the internet.