We gave you a little Oscars run down earlier in the week, but we didn’t really talk much about the fashion. Because, as always, WHO F***ING CARES? They’re rich people, wearing expensive clothes that were given to them for free by other rich people. Totally sounds like my daily life, how about you?

However, a photo showed up on my feed today, and I felt very angry at myself for not catching it earlier: Heidi Klum and her fantastic cleavage. Sure, Brandi Glanville wore this, but her face looks like a melting cupcake and also she’s famous for being cheated on. So who cares. However, Heidi Klum in all her magnificence deserves to be recognized for the almost-40-year-old rack that looks like this:

HELLLOOOOO, boobs.

The German bombshell looked nothing short of incredible at Elton John’s Oscar party, rocking a bright gold Julien Macdonald dress that highlighted her insane figure. It makes sense she’s known as The Body, and that she would win the illustrious prize of being this week’s Hump Day Hottie. Keep it up, HK and HK’s fantastic breasts.

(p.s. – super lame that poor Klumy would be clumped together with these nightmares despite being a successful and world renowned supermodel with a respectable career in the fashion industry. GET AWAY FROM THEM, HEIDI! THE ICKINESS WILL RUB OFF ON YOUR PRETTY FACE!)

Source: HollywoodTuna