This Week on BCU
Oh LOOK! It’s a new weekly post added to BootyCallU, your one-stop spot for all the viral videos, WTF stories, sex and dating news you could possibly need. We’ve decided that we could use a round-up on Friday to highlight the best and most important stories we shared this week, as well as some that fell through the cracks, so as you make your way into the weekend you won’t get caught looking all ig’nant when you’re schmoozing with potential booty calls.
This was a short week, so we don’t have our normal plethora of shenanigans to share with you just yet. But bookmark this page, study it, and share it with your friends. Because knowledge is power, and by power I mean sexy.
CELEBRITY NEWS!
Lil Wayne said he had sex with Chris Bosh’s wife. We think he was probably just butt hurt about getting kicked out of a Miami Heat game.
Speaking of basketball, Kevin Garnett does yoga. NOW DO YOU THINK IT’S NOT MANLY ENOUGH?
YOUR DATING & SEX 411
Your porn addiction might be worse than you think. Close YouPorn and go get laid, mister.
This woman says getting stung by bees improves her sex life. What if you’re allergic to bees? Should we you still try it? Asking for a friend.
This chickadee had an AWESOME experience on OBC. Why don’t you give it a whirl this weekend?
THE MOST WTF-NESS ON THE WEB.
Don’t drink 20-year-old soda. Period.
The SH*T We Missed
This woman got caught having sex with her pit bull.
After quitting a Broadway show after “creative differences” with Alec Baldwin, Shia LeBeouf plagiarized an Esquire article for his public apology. Shia, you are seriously the WORST.
Kim Kardashian appears to be 400 months pregnant.
Lindsay Lohan, everyone.
Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose had a BAY-BEH, Sebastian Taylor Thomaz. Compared to many celeb names, this one is downright BORING.
A super crazy shoot-out happened in Vegas over a “dispute in the casino.” This is why booze and money don’t mix.
Your days of sifting through a pocketful of pennies might soon be over! RIP, Abe.
Here are some negative reviews of the Best Picture nominees. Oh yeah, the Oscars are this weekend? Sorry I forgot to remind you. Did you care? Yeah, me neither.
Have a delightful weekend, folks! We’ll see ya Monday!
