Good morning! Rise and shine, folks! No no no, I know the first thing you want to do when you wake up. Don’t do it just yet. HEY. I said PUT IT AWAY. Before you start your morning spank-fest, give this interesting little vid a gander. DUDE. It’s three minutes long. YOU CAN WAIT THREE MINUTES.

YIKES, huh? How’s that boner doing now? This Thursday morning, we vow to keep our porn-watchin’ to a minimum, to give us more time, energy, and brain waves for ACTUAL SEXIN’. How about you?