Mmmm. What a glorious way to wake up on a Friday morning. It’s 70 degrees in San Diego, did you know that? How do you feel about that, Saskatoon, Canada? Well, if it makes you feel better, you gave us the wonderful, timeless gift of a local news anchor sexual innuendo gaffe.

Any old reader of BCU will tell you that I. Love. Local News Gaffes. Especially sexual ones. Like this one. And these. And this one, and this one, and this one.

And then we have Lisa Dutton, from a Canadian news station in Saskatoon (FORESHADOWING!), who has just broken a new record with her SECOND sexual news gaffe. You may remember her from the “pick-a-dick” segment. And now here she is, obliviously (but OBVIOUSLY) simulating a blow job.

Good job, Lisa. You just made my day.