With all the allegations of infidelity, loss of sponsors, and the ceaseless media speculation, Tiger Woods could really use some privacy right about now. No, I’m not talking about being left alone, I’m talking about his incredible 155 ft yacht, conveniently named “Privacy”, pictured below.

We can all assume that right now, Tiger would love to hop on this boat and sail some place where no one knows his name. Being the highest paid athlete of all time, though, might make that a little difficult. Too bad, Tiger!