Neil DeGrasse Tyson is probably one of the most famous smart dudes of our time. Between him and Bill Nye, millions of children have gained an interest in science that would have normally would have been put towards killing hookers and stealing cars.

However, smart as he is, I probably wouldn’t consider him a sex-symbol. In fact, I am POSITIVE I would not consider him one. He’s a goofy, married nerd with children. And then there’s Dr. Ruth, who in all her sextastic wisdom is ALSO not exactly someone you’d fantasize about, unless you’re into Ewoks I guess, in which case, THAT’S WEIRD.

Put the two of these brilliant weirdos together to awkwardly make metaphors about penis size is just about as uncomfortable experience as you could imagine. Don’t you kind of want to watch it?