we’d bring this booty to any party. Via Mr. GuerraHoly sh*t, the Super Bowl is this weekend! Now that us San Diego locals are hanging our heads in shame that we don’t even HAVE a professional football team, there’s only one thing on our minds: should I bring my friend with benefits/fling/booty call to the big party on Sunday? It’s good question that can only be answered by MORE questions. So sit down, light your Rivers jersey on fire, pour yourself a drink, and ask yourself these important questions:

1. Is the party guest-friendly?

We’re all weird around our friends. Some of us get rowdy, have thousands of inside jokes, and if you’re a big football fan, may get sucked into the game and become a faceless cursing monster. Will your booty call be cool with that? Are you guys close enough that they’ll feel comfortable letting loose with some people they don’t know? Are your friends nice to new folks? Or is it going to be 12 dudes screaming at the TV and one dudes loner girlfriend who is on her phone the whole time? You might not be “significant others,” but you want your booty call to have fun. The day will reflect on you, and if they hate it, they may lock up their naughty parts forever.

2. Will you both agree on a “title” for introductions?

Yes, we live in 2017 and you shouldn’t have to introduce anyone by anything other than their name. However, humans are curious creatures, and their natural tendency is to wonder if you two are together. “This is Kate” just doesn’t cut it with some friends. We suggest the simple and true, “this is my friend, Kate,” but as the question poses: you best be sure you’re both on the same page. The last thing you want is to get a “OH-REALLY-NOW-WE’RE-JUST-FRIENDS-HUH” stare within 12 seconds of the day starting.

3. Are they going to be stage-5 clinger or a social butterfly?

Hopefully, if you’ve got a great booty call/friend with benefits situation, you already know they aren’t clingy. Sometimes though, people get nervous around big groups and feel you need to entertain them the whole time. If your booty call is one of these types, you’re probably better off just giving them a call after the party.

4. PDA: Yea or Nay?

Everyone loves a little stealthy make out sesh at a party, but make sure you guys keep it cool. You don’t want to be a single mouth-sucking demon with four limbs the whole day – people will be grossed out. Enjoy each others company and have fun, but save the steaminess for post-game.

5. Do you even like them?

There’s nothing wrong with a good ol’ fashioned hate-f*ck every once in a while. Maybe you can’t STAND a person’s personality, but in the sack you two are gold medal sexual athletes in tune with each others’ every twitch. However, bringing them along to the party in hopes of landing a late night sex-a-thon isn’t a great idea, because you’ll probably leave the party more annoyed than turned on.

And most importantly…

6. Are there going to be potential NEW booty calls at the party?

The worst feeling in the world is bringing along a current booty call and then spotting a clouds-parting-heavens-rays-shining-down sexy single you’ve never met in the corner. Suddenly your old flame is nothing more than a burnt-out match and your day is ruined. So make sure before inviting anyone that you’re ready to commit to the day… and that there won’t be a plethora of new singles at the party that will threaten to steal your attention. Sure, you aren’t married, but if you invite them, you better plan on leaving with them.

 

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