Good morning, loyal readers and people who accidentally stumbled upon this site while looking for the admissions website for Bethune-Cookman University, historically black college in Daytona Beach, Florida! Hang around for a bit, I’m sure you’ll find SOMETHING that will look good on an application!

This past weekend, Jamie Foxx (star of the movie Booty Call [everything is related]), hosted Saturday Night Live with musical guest Ne-Yo, who is apparently still alive! The episode, as most are these days, was C- material… passing, but just BARELY. The digital short, however, was a hidden gem in the otherwise mediocre hour-and-a-half, leading many to believe that the departure of Andy Samberg and his Lonely Island crew might have actually been a good thing (remember Sad Mouse? THAT WAS MY FAVORITE).

Check out Kenan Thompson and Jamie Foxx in TREE PIMPS (potentially NSFW, for some light tree fornication).

Also decent: Jamie Foxx as a Hostess Ding Dong and Maine Justice.