I’m really sorry to do this to you so early in the morning, but sometimes you need a good jolt to the nervous system to get you out of your morning haze. This is certainly that jolt. I’d advise putting down your hot coffee before watching this.

Yep, that’s exactly what it looks like. A woman who received a faulty butt implant, flipping her implant backwards and forwards like a… well, I don’t know. Like when the padding in your bathing suit gets flipped around? Like when your pillow gets all wonky inside its pillowcase? Like when the elastic in a waistband bunches up and you have to straighten it out?

Either way, this woman (who has clearly made some poor decisions in her life, i.e. that back tattoo and having an unlicensed physician stick a semisphere of silicone into her ass) should probably seek help ASAP. Otherwise her nervous habit might go from biting her nails to playing heads or tails with her own asscheek.

Although I bet the backwards way would make sitting on metal bleachers super comfy. You know what lady, I take it back. Leave that thing alone. You know, just in case you go to a minor league softball game or something.