This is an historic day for BCU’s Hump Day Hottie segment, as it features our first… drumroll please…. REDHEEEAAAAADDDDD!

Yes, though we’ve traveled across many lands, hit many continents, many ethnicities, and many, many sexy women, we have yet to feature a fierce redhead, until today. Every say, “HELLO, JESSICA!”

Yep, that’s 35-year-old Jessica Chastain, who you may know from The Help (but who I know from the psychological mind-f**k Take Shelter) looking all sorts of smoldering in a new spread for GQ. She was interviewed for her new movie, Zero Dark Thirty, where she plays a CIA agent involved in the search for and assassination of Osama Bin Ladin. I know, blah blah, politics, Obama Sin Hussein or whatever, tell me more about this fiery beauty!

In her interview, she talks about how she went through a very awkward stage in middle school and was often teased for her scrawny tomboy looks, and that she hopes her first boyfriend, who dumped her on Valentine’s Day, would see the spread. And considering she’s from the Bay Area in Northern California, we can all assume he has seen in, and is crying himself to sleep while masturbating furiously.

We apologize to all the redheads out there for not including one of your kind for so many weeks. But to be fair, you only make up 1% of the population. You can’t really blame us.

Congratulations Jessica, for being our Hump Day Hottie of the week! We can’t wait to see you in that movie about being a CPA for a dead ocala or whatever.

Image via Daily Mail