Wal-Mart workers staged a walkout on Black Friday. Seriously: GOOD LUCK, GUYS. [ Common Dreams]

When Oprah says that something isn’t profitable, you believe her. [DailyMail]

Two Colts cheerleaders shaved their heads in honor of their team’s leukemia-stricken coach. And still looked gorgeous. [BuzzFeed]

The Classy Chris Brown Files, #43,998 [Dlisted]

Lindsay Lohan’s comeback movie, Liz and Dick, was unsurprisingly atrocious. [Videogum]

This dude convinced his speech class that he had a thick Hispanic accent for four months. I made my dog think I threw a ball, but I didn’t really. SAMESIES. [YouTube]

“I haven’t seen Courtney Stodden in a while. I sure miss that normal face!” said no one ever [The Superficial]

Justin Bieber is getting some flak for showing up to meet the Prime Minister of Canada in an outfit only acceptable for Huckleberry Finn [The Blemish]

A bunch of Lady Gaga fans broke into her house. Cool guys, I bet. [Gawker

Mark Sanchez ran into his own lineman’s ass. PROFESSIONAL SPORTS, EVERYONE! [Deadspin]