Is This the Ugliest Camaro Ever?
Dear Floridians,
How are you doing? Thanksgiving week going well? Do you have the whole week off or just a couple days? Is the weather Thanksgiving-y or still hot? I’m guessing still hot, cause it seems like it’s always hot! The tropics, huh? Haha! Hey, on that note, is it possible that all this warm weather is baking your brains inside your skulls and turning them into baked potato brains because it seriously seems like a big percentage of your population has baked potatoes for brains!
Like, for example, you have cannibals, which in and of itself seems like a good enough reason to flee the state. But you also have people that steal Girl Scout money with no remorse, really terrible parents, psychotic husbands, completely insane criminals, a naked celebrity that NO ONE ASKED FOR, and probably the worst governor in the history of politics.
All of those things are pretty yikes-worthy, but hey, California’s not perfect either. I mean, we are the most wishy-washy state ever (yes pot! NO POT! No gay marriage! YES GAY MARRIAGE!), and truth be told LA is pretty much a breeding ground for narcissism and superficiality. So for a long time I thought, hey now, maybe Florida’s not the worst. Texas is pretty bad too after all.
AND THEN I SAW THIS:
AND THIS:
Yep, that’s a Camaro, “customized” by a Tampa body shop called 813 Customs.
Via Deadspin, the car comes
“with bespoke fiberglass dash and door pieces to handle a Radio Shack’s worth of speakers and monitors, including the three 23-inch TVs that pop up from the back seat. The outside gets a gold-chrome vinyl wrap, and the 6.2-liter V-8 also gets a brace of upgrades, such as a Whipple supercharger, that can never be used in anger because the custom-painted 30-inch Forgiato Maschili wheels make the car as tippy as Lindsay Lohan on St. Patrick’s Day.”
I could take the brawling and political corruption and even the PEOPLE EATING EACH OTHERS FACES OFF, Florida. But this? This is unforgivable.
Regards,
The Rest of the World
What do you think? Is this the world’s ugliest Camaro?
December 6, 2012 @ 11:48 pm
Lets face it, Camaros haven’t look good since the 80’s
November 25, 2012 @ 12:28 am
Whoever did that..they totally ruined the Camaro. That is the most stupidest look for a car especially on a Camaro
November 21, 2012 @ 10:41 am
NO this car isn’t all that ugly….its a party car,i can see this during the summer time. I can see a lot of half naked Bikini wearing party people surrounding it. Yea,This just what a beach party or pool party needs just put some preloaded DJ music blasting in it system awww yeah. This car has Potential!
November 20, 2012 @ 6:32 pm
this is about the most hidious thing I think I have ever seen.. looks like something an old pimp would be driving back in the day.. hahahahahahaha