Here we are. Another Tuesday, another worthless waste of 24 hours that is just the bridge day between Monday and Wednesday. The day that somehow suffers from middle child syndrome despite being the second of five days. A day that feels like one of those weird, shriveled baby carrots that always shows up in a bag of perfectly good baby carrots. A day like a really bad hook up, where you’re like, “yeah, so… that was fun, um… but I totally forgot I have a 1 am meeting with… my therapist’s…um, cat.”

It’s okay, Tuesday. Don’t feel too bad. Just know that if there is ever a petition to drop a day from the week (like the 19 state petitions to secede from the US, have you heard about that? LOL), you’re off the team. Just like how Andres Biedrens should probably get dropped from the Warriors after this ABYSMAL foul shot.