I generally can’t stand anything about PETA. Sure, I’m for the ethical treatment of animals. No one wants farm animals to be mistreated or forced to sit in their own feces, but I do appreciate a healthy amount of animal protein in my diet. I try to buy sustainably and ethically raised meat when I can, but sheeeeit, after a month of attempting to be vegetarian the mere scent of a steak made me almost faint in pleasure. So I’m sorry, PETA, but your lame, judgmental, and downright terrifying ads don’t appeal to me, because hey, I like-a da spaghetti with-a meat sauce.

However, this new PETA ad, which claims that vegetarian men have more stamina in the bedroom is kind of… I don’t know, intriguing? While seeing those men writhe their vegetable-junk all over the place to a beat doesn’t make a chicken parm any less appealing, I gotta give them credit for the effort, you know?

What do you think about PETAs new ad? Prepare yourself… it’s proooobably not safe for work.