I understand the irony of using a crappy British tabloid site to share news about an American tragedy, but I never said I was a good person. [Daily Mail]

Lindsay Lohan thinks we should all stop fvreaking out about “Sally.” Class act, that one. [DListed]

Some people are outside in the storm jogging in horse heads. USA! USA! [Videogum]

And NYPD officer has been arrested for allegedly plotting to kidnap, torture, kill, and EAT several women. [Gawker]

Some people think Jesus and/or Barack Obama is responsible for the storm. Of course. [BuzzFeed]

Joe Simpson (father of Jessica and Ashlee) just divorced his wife, and may have come out of the closet. This outfit definitely serves as evidence. [The Superficial]

Avril Lavigne’s ex dressed up as her for Halloween. I gotta give him credit, it’s pretty good. [DListed]

Oh jeez. Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada might be talking again [TMZ]