Hump Day Hottie: Natalie Portman
We haven’t seen much of our favorite Jewish princess Natalie Portman since she got knocked up after that creepy-ass Darren Aronovzky movie. She was busy getting married (bleh), toting around her son (aw), and being understandably pissed that the designer behind one of her sponsors is a huge anti-Semetic nightmare face.
However, Nat’s finally in the spotlight again, with the surfacing of some paparazzi pics of the filming of an upcoming movie. And let me just say Natalie, you are looking just absolutely BUST-TASTIC BOOB-TIFUL TIT-ERIFFIC nice-looking, in an appropriate, new-mom type of way.
See what I mean? I mean, there’s just something… different about her, right? I mean, yeah, she went blonde for the role, but… like… her chest, right? It just appears to be MASSIVE-ly warmed by the love of her family.
Unlike some of the “ladies” we chose as our Hump Day Hotties, Natalie’s got a classiness about her that puts her in a whole other category. She’s an Oscar winner, for crying out loud. But man, Natalie. We would SO TAP THAT take you on a nice dinner and get you home safely!
Congrats, Ms. Portman. For being an incredible actress, a new wife and mother, and our Hump Day Hottie of the week.
More pics at The Superficial