MORNIN’ Y’ALL! Anyone watch the debate last night? As far as I can tell, it went like, “something something bayonettes, something something 1980s,” and now POOF, Mitt Romney is ahead 7 points in the polls. SO, YOU KNOW, COOL STUFF. THAT’S ALL I’M GOING TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

Yesterday, a “teaser” was released for Iron Man 3, which basically meant 19 seconds of loud crashes and GOOP’s stress-face and robot music. The world must have responded as I did, with a “oh. Huh. Okay,” because director Shane Black decided to just release the full trailer less than 24 hours later. As per usual, it, it looks motherf***ing amaze-balls, but as we’ve seen in the past, that can mean absolutely nothing. Oh well, here’s to hoping!