Happy Monday! Again. It’s kind of weird how we do this every week, right? Like, every day we get older but our man-made conception of time is cyclical? Every Monday I say, happy Monday! the same way, but every Monday we are not the same! We’re a whole week different! There should be at least 36,500 names for days so that every day is treated differently and people stop behaving like they have an endless supply of them and instead think, holy shit, it’s FLOZINKDAY? I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING WITH MY LIFE.

Sorry. It’s this weather, it’s gettin’ me DOWN! Down like Bruno Mars in this Sad Mouse skit from SNL this weekend. The consensus is that the episode was eh (like every episode), but I loved this. And it’s just the kind of thing that feels right for a Flozinkday like today.