I’m basically only sharing this video because I hope that someone types “Tera Patrick” and “porn” and “Ron Jeremy” and “no condom” and this video pops up. Like, literally the least sexy video on the internet.

How sad will they be, thinking they’re about to watch a video of Tera Patrick getting railed by Ron Jeremy’s monster penis without a condom, but instead watching Ron and Tera in a high-necked sweater talk about STDs and VOTING.

What a way to just straight ruin a planned jerk sesh. Hahahaha.

Oh, if that person is you, I’m sorry. Hit the back button and continue your porn search, friend.