Felix Baumgartner successfully sky-dove from 128,000 feet, hurling at the Earth at speeds up to 728 miles per hour. In related news, yesterday I crossed the street when there was a red hand. We’re basically the same person. [ The Daily Mail]

Here’s a helmet cam video in case you want to vomit your brains out this morning. [BuzzFeed]

South Park is getting sued for their use of the Lollipop King. Oh 2012. So weird. {TMZ

Football stuff [DeadSpin]

Some Republican says we should “send Obama back to Kenya.” So that’s nice. [Gawker]

Lindsay Lohan is getting interviewed by Barbara Walters. UGGGHHH. [The Superficial]

Taylor Momsen is doing full frontal (basically) these days [HuffPo]

Octomom is still the absolute worst, in case you were wondering. [New York Daily news]