Set aside for a moment the fact that these two are ridiculously good looking, apparently very wealthy, and cool enough to spend a Saturday oh, you know, just FLYING AROUND IN A PRIVATE PLANE, and instead let’s concentrate on the fact that this guy proposed to his girlfriend by basically pretending they might die in a terrifying plane crash.

Now maybe it’s just me and my well-documented fear of anything that could kill you, but this just seems MEAN. Sure, by the time she read “will you marry me?” her heart might have been melting in happiness, but just seconds earlier it was probably threatening to beat right the f*** out of her chest in fear. It’s these kinds of things that give people heart attacks, RYAN.

Reason #22,091 not to get married: THAT JERK SCARED THE EVER-LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU.

(PS – congrats you two. I can only imagine the crazy good-looking sex you had as soon as the camera turned off. In fact, I’m imagining it right now. Happy Hump Day to you.)