Ah yes, October. Halloween, pumpkin lattes, and of course, Oktoberfest. Celebrated for 16 days from late-September to the first weekend of October in Germany, Oktoberfest is a celebration of the three tenets of German culture: Beer, beer, and beer. And bratwursts. But mostly beer (you wonder why we had beer on the brain earlier today?). It just so happens that someone from our very own OBC offices is currently in Munich, knee-deep in the celebrations. We are all jealous.

A fun little bonus of Oktoberfest, of course, is the ever-present wonder of the DIRNDL, a German maid outfit that has the uncanny ability to make just about any lady look like a German goddess just ready to get busy behind a barn somewhere. So this afternoon, we bring you the official OBC tribute to dirndls. Potentially NSFW, so maybe bookmark this for the privacy of your own home.

Images via The Atlantic, Boston.com, and Reddit.