Joanna Krupa – you know, the woman that looks like this, and this and this, claims that she hasn’t been getting laid nearly enough recently. Yep, that sound you hear? That’s the tune of thousands of men clamoring over each other with chocolate and red wine while Googling “Joanna Krupa’s home address.”

Via Celebuzz:

“I feel deprived. I’m deprived of sex. I am,” Krupa confessed to Celebuzz Editor in Chief Dylan Howard. “I don’t get it as much as I would like to . . . every day would be nice.”

Krupa, who has been engaged to Zago for five years, also credits some of her relationship troubles to her bi-costal life in Los Angeles and Miami.
“I think that’s also a big issue for him because obviously he would want us under one roof, but I’m a businesswoman. I can’t give up and sacrifice my career, my future for a man, especially being engaged for so many years. I’ve always been very independent, I take care of myself,” she said.

Now, according to the Superficial, Joanna has been suffering from this problem for several years, as she complained about a lack of booty back in 2009 as well. Which leads us to believe that either this dude she’s engaged to is blind and/or penis-less, or Joanna is a sex-crazed maniac. Either way, Jo – we welcome you to OBC, where we’re SURE no one would possibly say no.