In what could only be sweet, sweet payback, The Superficial reports that rumors are beginning to swirl claiming that the “look-a-like” in Kanye’s sex tape may in fact BE MISS KARDASHIAN HERSELF. Oh, and that it was filmed WHILE SHE WAS STILL MARRIED TO KRIS HUMPHRIES. AND AND AND that they may have paid aspiring model (and dead ringer for KK) Mony Monn to take the fall, since infidelity could destroy Kim’s divorce case.

GAHHHHH it’s all so juicy, like a perfectly-cooked medium rare filet mignon. And it would explain why Kanye’s lawyer issued a cease and desist, because I can’t picture Kanye being like, “I feel violated and definitely don’t want people to see me pounding a woman for 20 minutes. I value my privacy, you know?” But I CAN picture Kim being like, “Kanye if you don’t stop this video from going public I WILL get lipo on my ass. You have 24 hours.” Plus, it adds to the weird detail that the woman in the video allegedly says, “My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here!”

And yeah, it sounds ridiculous because how could you really mistake a look-a-like for the very recognizable Kim K? Here’s a test. Go to her Google images page and look how freakin’ similar they look. Now imagine the graininess of a sex tape. A little more believable, huh?!

What do you think? Do you think Kanye’s co-star in the sex tape might actually be Kim Kardashian? Or is the story too far-fetched?