Hump Day Hottie: Eva Longoria
Sometimes I forget that Eva Longoria exists, which is weird because she has basically never ever looked bad doing anything ever. Even crying at a funeral she looked like a goddess, for crying out loud. It might be because she was on Desperate Housewives, and that was a terrible show, and Teri Hatcher was on it, and she is just the worst.
Eva showed up on the red carpet this week in a dress that reminded me how sexy the 37-year-old Latina really is:
Uh, HELLO, Eva. I’m pretty sure there are nude-colored panels in that dress, but I’d like to think that we just got a solid view of her boo-tay. It gave me memories of her MTV Video Music Awards outfit.
We’re always excited to be revisited by former crushes, so we say thanks and congratulations to Eva Longoria… our Hump Day Hottie of the Week!