You know what they say: when it rains Royal nude photos, IT POURS ROYAL NUDE PHOTOS. Such is this case this morning, as photos of Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, Duchess of Cambridge, future Queen, etc etc etc, sunbathing topless in France surfaced on the cover of French tabloid Closer.

The photos, which appear to have been taken with 2003 Motorola Razr from 60 – 70 miles away, show the Royal couple on the balcony of a French resort, applying sunscreen to each other and generally enjoying the sunshine, with one extra detail: Kate’s fantastic boobies are on full display! (Click over to Egotastic for the full, NSFW set. They are awesome, in a watching-scrambled-porn-in-middle-school kind of way)

Kate and her husband are currently in Asia on a tour of various countries, but reports claim the Royal family will take legal action against the French mag. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I’d want to be on the receiving end of that kind of court room ass-kicking.

Either way, Kate, you look fantastic. A +. Had we seen this photo earlier, you probably would have beat out that nobody for Hump Day Hottie. That makes everything better, right?