Okay, so maybe I haven’t exactly been on a search for the worst infomercial of the year. Maybe the only other infomercial I’ve even taken notice of this year was for Vince “I bite hookers” Schlomi and his “Schticky” back in January.

But either way, it doesn’t matter. I didn’t need to see any other infomercials, because deep down in my soul I knew that the most disturbing infomercial OF ALL TIME was going to come at the beginning of September. The following infomercial is for a product called Potty Pax. They are, and no, I am not kidding, REUSABLE FABRIC TOILET SEAT COVERS. The infomercial starts with a mother and daughter being utterly repulsed by a public toilet that is literally COVERED IN SHIT, and then asks them if they hate germs and having to use those flimsy paper seat covers.

and THEN-

AND THEN, THIS WOMAN TAKES A PACKAGE OUT OF HER PURSE CONTAINING A REUSABLE FABRIC TOILET SEAT COVER THAT SHE PUTS ON THE SHIT-AND-PISS COVERED TOILET, AND THEN PUTS HER CHILD ON IT, AND THEN FOLDS THAT F***ING FABRIC THING UP AND PUTS IT BACK IN HER GODDAMN PURSE, I AM NOT JOKING, AND THEN CARRIES IT AROUND ALL DAY UNTIL SHE GETS HOME TO PUT IT IN HER WASHING MACHINE, THE SAME WASHING MACHINE THAT SHE WASHES HER CLOTHES AND TOWELS IN, AND WHAT IN THE HELL COMPANY THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE THEY SHOULD BE FIRED FOREVER.

Besides the fact that scientists have already proven that toilet seat germs are less dangerous than desk germs, this is probably most disgusting product I’ve ever heard of ever, and they should be ashamed of themselves. Watch it below if you want, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.