It’s a weird day in San Diego. The weather is warm and muggy, but it’s cloudy and raining a little bit. This is what I imagine it’s like to live in Florida, except we have fewer cannibalistic maulings and people stealing from girl scouts.

Needless to say, a day like this makes me want to do nothing but take a long nap while watching soap operas, but instead I’m going to share some of this week’s uplifting testiMOANials, stories from ex-members who found even more that just booty on OBC!

“Started seeing someone from OBC… will be back if it doesn’t work out!” Female, 40, Dallas, TX

“I may return at a later time, but someone that I met on this site doesn’t want my account to be active! Go figure ;)” Female, 37, Palestine, TX

“I met the man of my dreams… Thanks!” 32, Female, Hattiesburg, MS