PHEW. Hi. Don’t worry, I didn’t get hit by a train yesterday, and am not writing this from beyond the grave. You may be thinking, “well then what happened? One minute we were talkin’ sperm counts and having a grand ol’ time and then POOF, you were gone!” And to that I will give you this advice: Do not eat Thai food on a Sunday night at 10pm because any Thai place that is open at 10pm on a Sunday most likely faked that “A” Health Department rating and by noon the next day you will have vomited up so much Pad Thai that you thought you were probably going to die. Yuck, dude. Yuck.

BUT, I am feeling a solid 75% better today, so let’s begin Tuesday with a little chuckle, shall we? I give you, the Ultimate Trampoline Fail Compilation, 2012 edition.