It’s true what they say – “when it rains, it pours“… it’s true for hooking up (especially on OBC), and it’s true for celebrity arrests! After learning yesterday that Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson was arrested for allegedly headbutting his wife of six weeks after she caught him cheating, it appears a bunch of other celebs decided to follow suit. So let’s get you up to speed, shall we? Here are the celebrities (or other high-profile peeps) that were up to no good this weekend:

1. Chad Johnson

Yes, you already knew about this one. But here’s some updated news: according to TMZ, Ocho has a history of domestic violence, as he plead no contest to slapping his girlfriend back in 2000. But Chad is now claiming that this time around, he wasn’t at fault – and says his wifey was the one who headbutted him.

It doesn’t appear as though the Dolphins care about his side of the story though, as he still remains dropped from the team. Oh, and Evelyn understandably says that Chad “needs professional help.”

2. Bam Margera

This Jackass is no stranger to trouble with the law, as he was just arrested in New Orleans during a Mardi Gras bender. This time, however, it appears as though he couldn’t even wait to get on the plane before he got schmammered.

According to TMZ, Margera wasn’t allowed to board a plane in Charlotte, North Carolina, because he reeked of booze and was “cursing like a sailor.” While Bam claims the scent was just “left over” from drinking the night before, airport police decided to arrest him and escort him out of the airport anyway. Man, this guy sure takes the title of Jackass seriously, huh?

3. George Boedecker

Sure, you may not know George’s name, but you know his product – the 52-year-old is one of three men behind the worst shoe ever to be invented: Crocs. And now you’ll know him for drinking, driving, and thinking his girlfriend is Taylor Swift.

Gawker claims that Boedecker was arrested yesterday after being found passed out in his Porsche by Boulder, CO police. When police arrived, Boedecker was allegedly “drunk as crap,” and claimed his girlfriend, world famous singer and 22-year-old Taylor Swift, had driven him to the location and then run off, “to Nashville.” He continued to spout craziness, telling to the police to “go f*ck yourselves in the ass” and “f*cking die.”

For a guy responsible for the most nerdy, boring shoe in the world, he sure is a foul-mouthed nutjob, huh?

4. Jason “Mayhem” Miller

I was never a huge UFC fan, mainly because two men with clear and apparent rage problems fighting inside a cage always seemed a bit, er… questionable to me. However, many people (probably also with rage issues) love the sport, and I’m sure they will be just SHOCKED to hear that one of their favorite fighters has gone off the deep end.

According to The Examiner, Jason “Mayhem” Miller, who was recently axed from UFC, was arrested yesterday morning by Mission Viejo, CA police after they found him buck naked in a church at 9am, having destroyed property and sprayed a fire extinguisher all over the building. Police claim he was found, seemingly coherent, and it is not known whether drugs or alcohol played a role in his little outburst. I’m gonna guess the drug is called “steroids.”