Reason #19,041 not to get married: you might find condom wrappers in your husband’s car, and then you guys might get in a fight over it, and then he might HEADBUTT YOU.

According to TheSuperficial, that’s exactly what happened to football star Chad “ochocinco” Johnson this weekend when he allegedly headbutted his wife of six weeks, Evelyn Lozada, resulting in him getting dropped from the Miami Dolphins.

Law enforcement sources tell us Johnson allegedly head-butted Lozada during an argument, and when cops arrived to the scene, Lozada had lacerations on her forehead.

Our sources say Lozada has been at the hospital for several hours.

According to our sources, the fight started when Lozada found a receipt for condoms in the center of the couple’s Maserati and confronted Johnson about it. A verbal argument ensued.

Yikes, bro. First of all – SIX WEEKS? you couldn’t last SIX WEEKS without cheating? Seriously?

And second of all, WHO KEEPS CONDOM RECEIPTS? Are you keeping them in a file along with your insurance bills and medical statements?!?

Poor choices all around, although I guess what did we expect from a guy who legally changed his name to his jersey number in Spanish. I guess we should give him credit for not leaving the used condoms in the center console.